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08 Sep 2021

Step into your beautiful Power Baby! A gigantic 39!

Hello my loves we are in Virgo Season! I am 39! Its officially the last year of my thirties. I have had such a wonderful day! It’s been lovely. Too many souls have left us early, It makes me wanna shake myself sometimes and just recognise the gift that it is, to be here. Life […]

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15 Jul 2021

Going Rate to Die Nicely

Grief is the price we pay for love and it’s incredibly expensive but worth every moment. But if love was a building, a hospice would be it. I think that’s worth paying into. Hello my loves, I wrote a piece about the importance of hospice care and the need to invest in palliative care services. […]

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05 Jun 2021

One time…

One time I asked a guy if I put hoi sin sauce on his dick, I would happily give him a blow job and he declined.

I have never understood the male sex. Hence I was single up until 37 and a half.

Then I met a man in lockdown, and fell totally head over heels and we had a GREAT romance. Don’t get me wrong, Relationships are hard, with the constant compromise and the kindness and all that sharing, ffs. No wonder people used to marry off when they were 18 because once you get used to ordering a whole crispy aromatic duck for yourself, it takes real strength to start cutting those pancakes down by half.

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17 May 2021

Hi!

Through online zoom shows over lockdown, its come to my attention that I have a lot to say on the whole God is a Woman subject, so am going to try and work out a way to potentially progress the show and have it in two parts. Part one and Part two, old testament and new, haven’t quite worked out how that will work yet but that is my plan!

Come to the work in progress shows i have coming up and lets create this masterpiece of the future together!

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