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Posted on: October 26th, 2021 by Luisa No Comments

Oh Hi guys!


I have recorded a podcast and am actually really enjoying it! It’s a little experimental, its called Notes on Tour, it’s made up of a collection of voice notes from the 24 hours before, during and after the shows.

They are short little episodes, i would love you to have a listen. Available wherever you get your podcasts from!

Apple, Spotify, Amazon etc


Luisa xx


Posted on: October 26th, 2021 by Luisa No Comments

I am having such a ball on tour, it is sooo gorgeous to be out with audiences again. I have missed you. I have 14 shows left, if you are still debating whether or not to come, do know that venues are clean, super clean and doing everything they can to keep us all safe! Here are just some of the comments from people who have seen the show! Hope to see you there! Luisa xx




Step into your beautiful Power Baby! A gigantic 39!

Posted on: September 8th, 2021 by Luisa No Comments

Hello my loves we are in Virgo Season! I am 39! Its officially the last year of my thirties. I have had such a wonderful day! It’s been lovely.

Too many souls have left us early, It makes me wanna shake myself sometimes and just recognise the gift that it is, to be here. Life is too short. So this is the energy I am taking moving forward, stepping into my power. I want to see you step into yours. Every day is a gift and we should celebrate it.

I am very excited to be kicking off my tour at the end of the month! Soho Theatre have kindly given me some warm up dates, its my stand up show God is a Woman. Its a love letter to the divine feminine, to My Mum, to you. It’s a beautiful comedy show. It’s funny, uplifting and hopefully kind! I want you to leave feeling happy and inspired. The dates are Sep 21, 22, 24 and 25. Would love you to come along! Ticket link is here!


Going Rate to Die Nicely

Posted on: July 15th, 2021 by Luisa No Comments

Grief is the price we pay for love and it’s incredibly expensive but worth every moment. But if love was a building, a hospice would be it. I think that’s worth paying into.

Hello my loves,

I wrote a piece about the importance of hospice care and the need to invest in palliative care services.

The article is here. if you find it relevant or helpful, please share.

Luisa xx

One time…

Posted on: June 5th, 2021 by SBL dev No Comments

One time I asked a guy if I put hoi sin sauce on his dick, I would happily give him a blow job and he declined.

I have never understood the male sex. Hence I was single up until 37 and a half.

Then I met a man in lockdown, and fell totally head over heels and we had a GREAT romance. Don’t get me wrong, Relationships are hard, with the constant compromise and the kindness and all that sharing, ffs. No wonder people used to marry off when they were 18 because once you get used to ordering a whole crispy aromatic duck for yourself, it takes real strength to start cutting those pancakes down by half.

But luckily for me, I am very strong and luckily for him, he likes hoi sin sauce (blow jobs – he likes blow jobs. From me. I mean, wow. Who would have thought, my very own penis)

In lockdown I have been doing a LOT of DIY, including Herringbone paneling on a feature wall which is way more hassle then its worth. Decking which is half built and a bathroom floor with no tiles but I did work out the self-levelling compound, Speaks for itself really.

I also had puppies, well Bernie did, but you would think it was me for all the hours I put in. Three lil beautiful Bernadoodles, the most wonderful experience, am so lucky to have had the chance. I don’t think I ever would again, but only because it was too hard to give them away. They all now have 3 beautiful homes and are giant lil munchkins. Bernie is very happy to have me back all to herself.

Luisa and puppies

So lockdown ended and sadly so did my romance and hopefully my DIY days. But the taps are running now baby, the water is officially back on! I am ready for LOVE and to hire contractors, as soon as I start working, no more Miss DIY, DIYoudoit!! AM I right!?! Pay someone for what they are good at. Clearly, you can see, my strength is in word play.



Posted on: May 17th, 2021 by SBL dev No Comments

Through online zoom shows over lockdown, it’s come to my attention that I have a lot to say on the whole God is a Woman subject, so am going to try and work out a way to potentially progress the show and have it in two parts. Part one and Part two, old testament and new, haven’t quite worked out how that will work yet but that is my plan!

Come to the work in progress shows I have coming up and let’s create this masterpiece of the future together!

Find out more on my Shows page.

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